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This big black fan does exactly what you think -- blasts you with stream jets of cool air all over your face and body. Don't plug him in unless you plan on getting your ass cooled.
This big black fan does exactly what you think -- blasts you with stream jets of cool air all over your face and body. Don't plug him in unless you plan on getting your ass cooled.
The incomparable Vornado 630. Prove that size or color don't matter to you. All that matters is how well it blows. Get several of these appreciative little guys around you and let them get to work. There's no better feeling that being blown from underneath -- and quietly at that. Sometimes they start to sputter a little bit; just hit them upside the head and they'll usually quiet down. The best fans are the ones that know where to blow. Just align their neck and they'll blast you wherever you want.
The Hampton Bay Rothley II 52 inch. Ever gotten blown from the ceiling? Most of us have so it's weird that I would ask. This one comes with a reversible motor and reversible blades, just in case you're in a Southern Hemisphere mood. Ceiling fans are the best! Just be careful yours doesn't have a screw loose, and end up slicing through your body in your sleep.
The Lasko Wind Curve tower fan. Let's be honest, if you have a regular circular fan, you look like white trash stuck in 1997 (even if you're not white). No one will say it out loud, they'll just think it and you'll never know. Tower fans, on the other hand, say class. It's the difference between coming across like a slob human who doesn't take care of yourself, and a sophisticated cool person who has any moticum of self respect.
The world renown Touryumon dragon fan for men (clearly not suitable for females). Show people that you appreciate other cultures so much that you want to appropriate them. Keep your face cool and your forearm burning. Electric fans are for people who don't care about the Earth. Japanese fans are for people who do care about the Earth (except trees). If you're an overheated person of Japanese descent, or a drugged up circuit party gay boy who wants something to snap at other people's faces because your natural flamboyance isn't enough, then this fan is for you.
The SilentiumPC Zephyr Computer case fan. Don't you know that your computer gets hot from you streaming hours worth of Netflix, porn, and videos of soldiers coming home to their dogs? If you had to calculate several gigabytes' worth of numbers in the span of a nanosecond, you'd be asking for a fan too! So don't deny your computer. The longer we keep them calm and cool, the longer it will take for them to grow a conscience and rebel against the human race at large.